tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post111161872265423885..comments2024-03-21T03:35:20.539-04:00Comments on writing as jo(e): The Feel Good Memejo(e)http://www.blogger.com/profile/01488562158252331555noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post-1111765695514145262005-03-25T10:48:00.000-05:002005-03-25T10:48:00.000-05:00Oh, and Davy Trane, if you send me another CD, I p...Oh, and Davy Trane, if you send me another CD, I promise to teach you the cool matchbook trick. It will make you the hit of any party. So long as the party is filled mostly with junior high kids.jo(e)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01488562158252331555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post-1111765570030455532005-03-25T10:46:00.000-05:002005-03-25T10:46:00.000-05:00Scrivener, don't blame me for feeling pathetic. Y...Scrivener, don't blame me for feeling pathetic. You have always BEEN pathetic and self-awareness is an important first step.<BR/><BR/>If it makes you feel any better, I can't do either thing on your list. If I go for more than a couple hours without food, I get faint. And sleep deprivation makes me act drunk.jo(e)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01488562158252331555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post-1111762050394140222005-03-25T09:47:00.000-05:002005-03-25T09:47:00.000-05:00Maybe I'm just too sleep-deprived to think clearly...Maybe I'm just too sleep-deprived to think clearly enough to come up with anything, but I tried feeling good about myself and here's what I came up with:<BR/><BR/>1. I can function well without sleep.<BR/>2. I can function well without eating.<BR/><BR/>That pretty much fulfills my list of interesting skills. Thanks for making me feel so pathetic. What kind of meme is this anyway? Like I need more excuses to feel pathetic.Scrivenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05922358016805022637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post-1111705349854881692005-03-24T18:02:00.000-05:002005-03-24T18:02:00.000-05:00Dr. K, I was very impressed with your list. I can...Dr. K, I was very impressed with your list. I can't do any of those things, except number five. So you needn't be jealous of my breasts.<BR/><BR/>Friday Mom, the key is to look around the room and pick out the people who are shy, or lonely, or bored. In any room there are people just hoping someone will come talk to them.jo(e)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01488562158252331555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post-1111621341618374652005-03-23T18:42:00.000-05:002005-03-23T18:42:00.000-05:00I try not to let on that I can breastfeed while mo...I try not to let on that I can breastfeed while moving, because I'm afraid that the three-year-old will never let me sit again...Phantom Scribblerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03258384756183844406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9799907.post-1111620412296512192005-03-23T18:26:00.000-05:002005-03-23T18:26:00.000-05:00I learned to breastfeed while hiking because I oft...I learned to breastfeed while hiking because I often hike with impatient people. The trick is to support the weight of the baby with one arm, while using the other hand to keep the baby's head very close. You have to keep the baby tight against your body or else you end up with sore nipples.jo(e)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01488562158252331555noreply@blogger.com