Urban Sophisticate Sister: What are you doing? Me: Taking a self-portrait. Urban Sophisticate Sister (leaning in to get into the picture): Oh, that's clever. Red-haired Sister: The round surface will make you look all weird and distorted. Urban Sophisticate Sister (pulling away from the photo shoot): Um, yeah. Red-haired Sister: And your face will be all red. Me: But I think it's a traditional shot for bloggers. Me: So I have to take it anyhow.