Scene: Lakeside room in an old mountain inn.
Spouse: Didn't we already do a naked photo?
Me: That was last summer.
Spouse: And ... the summer before.
Me: See, it's a tradition!
Spouse: Just tell me what to do.
Me: Steady yourself against this wall.
Spouse: Where's the camera?
Me: You need to be lower.
Me: I set up the shot, but you're a lot taller.
Me: Just crouch down.
Me: About a foot.
Spouse: Oh, THIS is comfortable.
Me: Make sure you get some of the wall — and my toes on this side.
Spouse: Oh, this looks TOTALLY natural.
Me: I sit like this all the time.
Him: Completely naked?
Me: Got any better ideas?
Spouse: Stay still.
Spouse: Hey, I can see you in the TV screen.
Spouse: It looks like you're watching porn.
Spouse: Full frontal nudity.
Me: DON'T INCLUDE THE TELEVISION SET!
Spouse: It's a funny shot.
Me: They shouldn't have a television set here.
Spouse: So you want to pretend it's not here.
Me: Exactly.
Spouse: Turn away more.
Me: Like this?
Spouse: I'm seeing breasts.
Me: How about this?
Spouse: Lean back so I can get the edge of your face.
Me: You aren't supposed to get my face!
Spouse: It's just the edge. The light looks nice.
Me: But I'm supposed to be looking out the window.
Spouse: Because yeah, you always stare out the window naked.
Me: Just take the picture.
Spouse: I already did.
16 comments:
A beautiful photo. And a very funny conversation.
You guys crack me up.
Too funny. And I think the phto is wonderful.
Nice picture - I did have to giggle some at the conversation.
"I'm seeing breasts"
And that's a bad thing?
:-)
"Just tell me what to do."
He's completely resigned to your weirdness.
You guys are funny.
If you had turned around you would probably have seen SUCH a hairy eyeball aimed your way. At least, I would have it had been me and MY spouse! :D
You read my mind! I was just thinking about nude photos yesterday. And ....BAM!
He needs practice, though, that Spouse guy.
See ya at Dead Lefthanded Guitarist Chapel in a couple hours.
FA
You make all of us want to sit naked staring out windows, reflecting our bodies in TV screens. Gorgeous, per youzh.
the lighting is nice
I want to be that comfortable in my own skin as you seem to be
and as funny too :)
Nice picture.
Awesome pic... your vacation sounds wonderful. I am sure we are somewhat kinderedly related. I am soooo non directional and not so good with left and right either, by the way.
Special little note... when I first glanced at my list of bloggers and their recent blog titles I saw "Again with the Naked POTATO". And, it really made me chuckle!
Loved the conversation ~ made me laugh. :D Beautiful light in the shot. And if you're off on vacation in your own room, why not look out the window naked if you can? ;-)
yay! another naked post.
Great picture. And it looks fun!
and breast are a bad thing? hilarious.
you have a lovely relationship and it is a beautiful photo. i want to sit naked staring out the window now.
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